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OH DEAR WHEREVER CAN BATTY BE [Not Karaokied]

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Oh dear wherever can Batty be
He's somwhere else on a Saturday
Needs a game or he will much fatter be
Venables wont let him play

Tried the one we call Ollie the one they call Bakke
Tried Barmby and Harry and even young Macca
For fucks sake play Bats Tel or you'll get the sacka
And Reidy is after your job.

Oh dear wherever can Batty be
He's somwhere else on a Saturday
Needs a game or he will much fatter be
Venables wont let him play.

So beg for some cash Tel from Grimsdale the banker
For a man with the skills that all we Leeds fans hanker
But please don't buy sicknote that big useless planker
Or we may regret it some day

Oh dear wherever can Batty be
He's somwhere else on a Saturday
Needs a game or he will much fatter be
Venables wont let him play.

Though you wear a coat like that old git on Minder
We wont want you out when we win were much kinder
Tel just do your best and we'll be right behind yer
But we'll be still singing this song.

Oh dear wherever can Batty be
He's somwhere else on a Saturday
Needs a game or he will much fatter be
Venables wont let him play.

Oh dear wherever can Batty be
He's somwhere else on a Saturday
Needs a game or he will much fatter be
Venables wont let him play.